Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour in town today. A man and a woman arguing in front of a load of children. First she smacked him on the head and then it all kicked off between them.
Then the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it. Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages...
If you're going to Douglas
If you're going to Douglas
I spent most of my money on Booze, Women and Boats. The rest I wasted.
We're born naked, wet and hungry - then things get worse
We're born naked, wet and hungry - then things get worse
Re: If you're going to Douglas
Hahaha, you had me going there for a minute Mick